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How To Get Out Of Anything: 5 Sure-Fire Ways to “Toss Your Cookies”

Posted in Natural "End Stinks", tagged , , , on June 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I’m a dog, right?  So, it probably goes without saying that puking is something that happens fairly regularly for my species.  Let’s just say I consider myself an expert on the subject.  And just to be clear, I do not suffer from any eating disorders, nor do I recommend you continue reading if you do. 
 
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Cleaning Up After Myself

Posted in Natural "End Stinks", tagged , , on April 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »

It has come to my attention that the video gift I offered as a part of yesterday’s “The Scoop On Poop” post should be clarified.  Several vistors have e-mailed and asked if the poop-eating Dachshund featured was yours truly.  After all, if he is me, then my weight stats on “The Doggy Dish” page would fail to ring [...]

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The Scoop On Poop

Posted in Natural "End Stinks", tagged , , on April 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I eat poop.  There, I said it.  And, embarrassing though it may be, I am no respecter of my poop.  Dog poop, rabbit poop, deer poop, poop of all kinds.  You might call me a “connoisseur of the sewer.” 
 
It’s disgusting, I know, but despite my approaching 14 in human years, I’m like a toddler when it [...]

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Gloves, Puppets And Things That Move

Posted in Natural "End Stinks", tagged , , , on April 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »

I don’t know about you, but I have a thing for gloves.  I don’t wear them, mind you, but I love to tear into them, especially when they’re on one of my humans’ hands.
 
I’m fortunate enough to have a pair – humans, that is - that don’t seem to mind this unusual fetish of mine.  There’s [...]

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