Hi, my name is Fritz, otherwise known as The Celebrity Pup. I’m a nearly 2-year-old, male, short-haired, black, Miniature Dachshund. I’m single, but I am currently enjoying developing a relationship with an older, long-haired Dachshund neighbor named Keely (that’s short for Kielbasa). My shots are all up-to-date, I’ve been neutered and I weigh a very trim 6 1/2 pounds.
Me and my neighbor/girlfriend Keely
Fritz,
You sound like an extremely handsome hunk of dog. Do you like older/taller women?
I am a 7 year old min pin/chihuahua mix and luckily got the best parts of both breeds.
I like long walks, longer naps, layout in the sun, chew sticks and freshly cooked pasta.
Forget that sausage of a neighbor and move on up to the big time! Check out my myspace page and, don’t worry, Willy is my brother not my boyfriend.
Look forward to hearing from you soon!
; ) Jetta
Thanks Jetta! You are too kind.
But, while I don’t doubt the joys associated with the “big time,” my loyalty is strong.
If, though, the future finds me without my current hotdog to squeeze, I have your number.
Regards,
Fritz
You two should go by one of those celebrity names that the humans use. You know like Brangalina? How does Fritzely sound? She’s really hot. You better remember to suprise her with her favorite treats.
As Fritz’s mom, you can believe me when I tell you that she does like to scarf down his treats while he is watching, BUT he likes to do the same with her treats as well. We will have to have a discussion with Keely’s family about the whole Fritzely name…cute! They are quite loyal to one another! Thanks for your interest in our lil “puppy love” life.