I don’t know about you, but I have a thing for gloves. I don’t wear them, mind you, but I love to tear into them, especially when they’re on one of my humans’ hands.
I’m fortunate enough to have a pair – humans, that is - that don’t seem to mind this unusual fetish of mine. There’s something about the moving fingers of a glove that make me shift into attack mode. I just can’t help myself.
Despite my “glove love,” there is one thing that sends me into high gear faster. Hand puppets. You might say hand puppets are kind of like gloves on steroids. They’re like little fake people pretending to be real people. But unfortunately for them, the world already has a plentiful supply of fake people.
So, since I’m not big enough or strong enough or scary enough to do any major damage to a real human (and not that I’d want to), the next best way to let off some pent up energy is to pounce on a puppet with my paws and gnarl that neck until his head pops off.
BEHOLD, MY NEXT VICTIM (despite the adorable singing and the quirky song)…
I’m a little disappointed. I was expecting to see Fritz tear into the puppet’s fuzzy little head. Perhaps Fritz could video himself recreating that very scene
Signed, Andi the Cavachon (Cavalier Kind Charles x Bishon)
Jarrod,
Thanks for commenting. Sorry you were disappointed. I did say “Behold, my NEXT victim,” as in “forthcoming.”
Maybe LucyLou (creater of the puppet video) and I could arrange a smack down match sometime in the near future.
I’ll have to warn her though, I’ve got sharp teeth.
Fritz